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[incandescentfaith]

Hello, you've reached Rei Hino.
I'm sorry to have missed you.

Please leave a message and I'll contact you as I am able.

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[incandescentfaith]

I'm sorry, what?
You've lost me, Ruby.

[clickclickbloom]

Okay. Hear me out.
I was thinking if you were able to turn your raccoon into a buffed out monster then I should be able to turn my dog into a tank.
I think it's only fair.

[incandescentfaith]

I don't have a raccoon for a pet?
I have two crows.

[clickclickbloom]

[It's only now that Ruby actually checks who she's texting.]

Really?
Huh.
This was kind of supposed to go to someone else.
I mean I could probably think up some cool weapons for crows.
But I'm going to need a little bit of time to get the old imagination rolling.

[incandescentfaith]

Why on earth does your dog need to become a tank?

[clickclickbloom]

To fight monsters, duh.

[incandescentfaith]

Ah. I see.
Is this normal for you, then?

[clickclickbloom]

Pretty much. Sometimes you have to have a little fun with your job, right?

[incandescentfaith]

My job? It's rarely fun.

[clickclickbloom]

I meant in general, but yeah.
Mine isn't always the most fun either.
But that's why I do things like this. It's a good way to cool off after.

[incandescentfaith]

I suppose so.
Though, your pet must be very patient.

[clickclickbloom]

He's pretty darn well trained.
Knows how to sit, stay, roll over and how to beat up monsters sometimes.
It's why he gets all the treats and belly rubs.

[He's probably the most well behaved member of the family.]

[incandescentfaith]

And he's here with you?

[clickclickbloom]

Yep! We were separated for the first two months while I was here, but the Deer and my sister took really good care of him while I was being dragged all over the place here.

[incandescentfaith]

Sister?

[clickclickbloom]

Yeah. Her names Yang. We got here around the same time, but there was a point where I got sent to a place called Rapture and she ended up back in Deerington.

Tall, long blonde hair that might literally be on fire sometimes? She's hard to miss.

[incandescentfaith]

Oh!
She's one of the ones I accidentally "liked" on that dating app thing.

I thought it was just a directory

[clickclickbloom]

OH MY GOSH
That's amazing!
She's super nice.
But I don't think she's really looking for anyone to date.

Mine on there is so embarrassing.
I never want to touch it again.

[incandescentfaith]

I'm not looking for anyone to date either.
So, it works out.
It was just a misunderstanding.

Mine is awful too.

[clickclickbloom]

Well if you made a new friend out of it anyways that's not so bad.

Mines like a wall of text describing how my sister is going to wreck anyone that gets near me.
So I mean at least it'll detract jerks?

[incandescentfaith]

Hopefully not cute people, though.

[clickclickbloom]

If it does then it probably wasn't mean to be either. My sister is a non negotiable part of the packaged deal.

[incandescentfaith]

Family is like that.