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[incandescentfaith]

Hello, you've reached Rei Hino.
I'm sorry to have missed you.

Please leave a message and I'll contact you as I am able.

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[variantcover]

i tried opening the door and getting a fan going to circulate the air, all while staring at him judgingly.

if he doesn't buy something after all of this, then i'm banning him from the store until he buys a bar of soap.

[incandescentfaith]

Well the good news is I'll be there momentarily.

The bad news is that most of what I have is cedar scented. It's only bad news if you hate that though.

[variantcover]

i think i've totally forgotten what cedar even smells like.
it feels like smelly seth's B.O. is the only scent i've ever known.


(jk cedar is fine!)

[incandescentfaith]

You poor thing.
I can feel your aura slipping away as the smell smothers you slowly...

[variantcover]

i'm not long left for this world...


oh thank god he's finally leaving.
the smell lingers on but the source has vacated.

[incandescentfaith]

You're in luck. Your savior has arrived in a red chariot.

[And Rei steps into the shop, a basket under her arm, heading right for the counter...and to the rescue.]