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火野 レイ ([personal profile] incandescentfaith) wrote2000-03-15 01:54 am

DeerlyBeloved


deerlyBeloved: XxPrincessHeat69xX

Are you looking for a hot date tonight? If so, look no farther than this one right here. She's so hot she'll melt you faster than the surface of the Sun itself...but only if you can catch her attention. She's can be as distant as the surface of Mars, and it's not all because of the massive pile of daddy issues. Being a goddess is hard work, after all, and she has exacting standards to meet. Still, if you're very lucky and bring your A-game, she might hold you close. Just beware, the last person that got too close ended up very dead.

So, do you feel lucky?

( Rei Hino | 22| F| Ladies Mostly)

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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-23 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)


whoa hold up.
i know these dating apps say a lot of shit but
"""goddess???"""
is that for real?
variantcover: (💣NOOOOOOO!)

[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-23 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't have to tell me how stupid this app is.
just uh
don't believe anything it says about me.


[ She is NOT ACTUALLY CRAZY.

And then, PRIVATE: ]
huh that's pretty cool. are you the goddess of anything in particular?
variantcover: (look up)

[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
is Mars known for being firey?
i thought it was just a big ball of rock and dust.
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
wow ok. that's all
wayyyyyy more info than i ever knew about Mars.
i just knew it was the red one next door.
the Mother in My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.
variantcover: (befuddled)

[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
yeah it worked really well until they decided Pluto wasn't a planet anymore.
then i think they changed it to My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos.
doesn't have the same ring to it.

oh cool so it's like a reincarnation thing.
what's that like? having someone else's memories in your head?
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
no shit! what's it called?
N... Nupiter?

that sounds like the worst puberty present ever.
like, on Earth-616 a lot of mutants first manifest their powers around that age, so i guess it makes sense, timing wise.
but damn.
what was her name?
variantcover: (wha?)

[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
dude that sounds like something out of an anime.
that's awesome!

wait, so you died-and-came-back before Creepsville?
man, that whomps.
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
the planet... Mars?
hey that's pretty cool.
afaik no one's planning on nuking Mars anytime soon, so you should be set for life.

however long that life is.
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
dude i came here from a universe with omega level mutants and aliens and sorcerers supreme.
what's an immortal fire space god thrown into the mix?
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
nah, martians come from the other comic book universe.

omega level just means they're the most powerful level of mutants. some of them are mind readers, some are reality warpers. i think Iceman is technically also omega level??? even though all he can do is turn his body into a living snowman.
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, mutants have something called an X-gene that gives them powers.

oh yeah! he's one of the most famous mutants there is!
do you know him?
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
well FUN STORY: he's back!
twice over, even!
though they might be slightly different Logans than the one you knew.
variantcover: (❝YES!❞)

[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. the older one is grumpy AF. the shorter one is pretty chill, though. he hugged me back on Earth-616.

[ She will never stop bragging about the Wolverine hug. ]

afaik it's both of their first times here, from their perspective.
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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-24 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh, sure. i know plenty of people who maintain secret IDs.
i can keep your secret, no problem.

🤐

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[personal profile] variantcover 2020-03-25 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
i won't let you down!