H-hey! [It's a minor protest but Rei is still taller than he is and he finds himself being pushed along. The slime's more evident now, coating the sleeves of his hoodie and trailing down to his feet.] I'm not gooping anything on purpose! And you can't ban me to the kitchen forever!

[He slips into the kitchen though, promptly sliding on some of his slime and stumbling into the counter though.] It's real, right? Like this is really happening.